Reasons Having a Boyfriend is Like Having a Child 

You have to take care of them, by supplying them with food, shelter and clothing. 

You have to be there for them when they're sick, listen to their problems, and comfort them when they're feeling down. 

When you have a boyfriend, you're not only dealing with his mood swings, but yours as well. 

You're always trying to figure out what they want. It's not really about you, it's about them. 

You have to watch them when they're in your house and when they're outside of it.  

They are needy and require constant attention: they want to be with you constantly and need to know that you're there.